Kelly Gene Gibson of Fort Wayne, Indiana likes to huff paint. We know this for a fact.
–Because since 1992, Kelly has been charged with inhaling toxic vapors FORTY-SEVEN TIMES. That’s an average of two-and-a-half huffing charges per year since BILL CLINTON took office.
–And on Thursday, Kelly got his 48th charge. His wife Elizabeth called the police and told them that Kelly was back to huffing . . .
–When the cops got to the apartment, they found Kelly on the couch, shirtless, with his hands, nose, mouth, and chin covered in silver paint. He had a can of silver spray paint in his right hand and a paint-covered plastic bag in his left hand.
–They arrested him. He was charged with inhaling toxic vapors . . . again.